Promises made

Thursday morning. I already know what I’m having for lunch.

Secretary of State Bill Galvin wants to use polling places as vaccination centers. Of course someone would have to go on TV to publicize the program.

Looking back on the last four years, the one thing that stands out from all the political noise is the national debt. Trump came into office with a promise to eliminate it within two terms. Instead he increased it by $7.8 trillion. That’s $23,500 of new debt for every American. Sure, the pandemic contributed to the spending but the debt was already out of control even before the first positive test.

In related news, we’re not going to the moon and there’s only been 40 miles of new wall built. Also, Obamacare. Very few politicians accomplish everything they promised on the campaign trail but Trump has made so many outlandish and undelivered promises that it merits note.

Guess a forgotten password and unlock $220 million dollars worth of bitcoin. Guess wrong and it all goes up in smoke. Talk about stress.

And a recent scientific study reveals that marijuana use correlates with junk food consumption. Eureka! Now pass the XXTRA Flamin’ Hot Cheetos®.

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